MY definition of a ghost is "something that cannot be seen by two or more people in broad daylight". Not many people will agree with me. Put the existence of ghosts to a vote among the seven billion of us and I would not have a ghost of a chance of winning.
The Month of the Hungry Ghosts is upon us and whether we are believers or not, our lives will be affected. But, first things first. Try not to be born in this inauspicious month when ghosts, many malevolent, roam freely among us.
Unfortunately, if you are, it is not possible to go back in time (notwithstanding H.G. Wells and the Terminator) and dampen the sexual ardour of your parents to make sure no couplings occur nine months before the Ghost Month. However those who plan on having children should take note of the next Ghost Month and see their gynaecologist to plan the timing of their procreational activities for the sake of their unborn child.
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